BBC, known world-wide as a sober, clear-minded organization free from prejudice and unaffected by influence, today reported such an array of bizarre shit as to stagger the under-informed mind. Check this out: “- ‘Indestructible’ botnet uncovered More than four million PCs have been enrolled in a botnet security experts say is almost “indestructible”. The botnet, [...]
Archive | June, 2011
The Holy See in the 21st Century
From msnbc.com, we learn, “The Vatican has announced the launch of a social media-integrated official news website, news.va …” According to reports, it will be launched by a mouse click from Pope Benedict XVI himself, surrounded by cherubin and seraphim and serenaded by the music of instruments of nine and eleven strings. Concordant with this [...]
Monday – oyoyoy. And another thing…
This morning: – In Waterloo, IA, her birthplace, Michele Bachmann formally announced her presidential candidacy in the living-room of a lovely, well-kept farmhouse. She was surrounded by family and friends, and after the announcement, coffee and home-made cupcakes were served by the cherubic children. In keeping with her theme of cash-on-the-barrelhead, no deficit spending, she [...]
Saturday: not so sneaky, this
In conjunction with the New York State law sanctioning same-sex marriage, Stellar Manufacturing, of Cheektowaga, NY, a prosthetic manufacturer, has announced a new line of artificial genitalia. “We offer a complete array of OEM body parts,” said Stellar’s President, Myron “Scuffy” McDermott. “From implanted penises and vaginas, fully functional and neurologically integrated for complete sensual [...]
Friday the Thirteenth-plus-Eleven
According to reports, Osama bin Laden’s courier’s cellphone’s Fave Five included Allah, God and Harold Camping. His favorite pizza place was apparently ibn Ben’s Famous; his favorite tweets were Glenn Beck, Andy Borowitz, and Hussein ibn Jakmah, described as “a Turkish stand-up comic with a terrorist’s point of view.” There were several snapshots in the [...]