A reader from Upper Geeyie, MI, writes: ” I knew about the ‘Let Women Die’ bill and I did nothing about it! I let my Senators vote any way they wanted! How do I know what they’ll do?! “Have I committed a mortal sin, or just a venial one? Does that depend on, if any [...]
Archive | October, 2011
Palin Withdraws From Race She Was Never In
Sarah Palin “would have been nuts” to run for the 2012 Republican nomination, said CBS pundit Brian Montopoli. A curious observation, since the Tea Party favorite is recognizably far from well-grounded, mentally.So, why didn’t she run? “Well, as most hockey moms and she-bears eventually discover, the campaign trail is a long and winding road,” said [...]
Franklin Roosevelt To Run As Republican
Reacting to the current slate of Republican candidates, Franklin Delano Roosevelt has risen from the grave. Now that death has freed him of polio, he has announced that, once he gets his voice working again, he will run for President in 2012 – as a Republican. “Enough of this ‘debt ceiling’ bullshit,” said the former [...]