On his first radio show after his prime-time network TV debut, Howarn Stern this morning was blown up by the Hot Dog Hooker. Stern, nationally famous shock jock, was interviewing Catherine Scalia, who recently achioeved local notoriety in the New York area for offering sexual favors from her hot dog truck along a Nassau County [...]

Let’s look at Rush again. Unfortunately, he’s still visible. Whenever I think of him, I think of Sandra Fluke, and I think to myself, “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size. Go down to Lakehurst and yell at the grease spot.” It doesn’t clear things up. He’s still on the air, still selling [...]

A cat in St Petersburg, FL, today, put a Dorito bag over its head before climbing the town’s Maypole. When city authorities were asked, ‘What Does This Mean?’, the questioners were told, ‘Go ask the cat.’ When the cat was approached, a curious mumbling could be heard coming through the junk-food bag. The voice seemed [...]

A recent study, released this past Friday, conclusively proves the ancient theorem, “Hell hath no fury greater than a prostitute unpaid.” The study, conducted by the United States Department of the Treasury, on behalf of the President of the United States, used a modified Richter scale to represent the emotional intensity of the response generated [...]

Once upon a time, there were only sick people and doctors. Doctors took an oath, which began, “First, do no harm.” Sick people moaned. The doctors said, “Hmmm”, and, “Where does it hurt?”, and, “Take two of these and let me know how you feel.” Good doctors treated patients, and charged market rates. Mediocre doctors [...]