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Indianapolis: Debbie Does The Super Bowl

Hi, and welcome aboard! Your NFL Indianapolis Experience is already underway, and we at Indianapolis Kismet Airlines don’t want you to miss one sparkling moment! So, buckle up. Here we go! Indianapolis is “Special”, in the sense John Cardinal Cushing meant when he coined the phrases “special children” and “special education.” “If, by ‘Special’, you [...]

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Government Of the People, By the People

Today’s diatribe takes a little while to unfurl. So take a deep breath before reading any further. DO NOT READ THIS WHILE DRIVING. The History of the United States began with Dutch merchants creating profit-making colonies, Englishmen fleeing oppression for their religious beliefs, and Frenchmen, curious as to why anyone would deliberately live in a [...]

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GOP Mass Debates Out-Do Themselves

On the eve of the New Hampshire primary, the Republican effort to undermine the elective process bent the envelope of American credulity to new standards of bloated surreality by conducting not one but TWO public mass debates within twelve hours of each other. “You know you’ve been to Looneyville and back when people think Rick [...]

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Alone in Armenia

I’m working in WordPress 2.3.1. Whenever I open my administration page for this website, I am greeted with “WordPress 3.3.1 is available! Please update now.” As you can see, there are two links here. Presumably, they are here to help me Do The Big Update. Some weeks have passed since I last had to take this nightmarish [...]

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2011 – A Final Word About Steve Jobs

Now, as I write this, I am hearing this heart-wrenching yet uplifting song sung by a large, probably pre-adolescent choir in unison, in a whole lot of reverb, like they are in a stone church or a Lexicon 4800 “Huge Room” setting, with the decay cranked up. I have no idea where this comes from [...]

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