Sarah Palin “would have been nuts” to run for the 2012 Republican nomination, said CBS pundit Brian Montopoli. A curious observation, since the Tea Party favorite is recognizably far from well-grounded, mentally.So, why didn’t she run? “Well, as most hockey moms and she-bears eventually discover, the campaign trail is a long and winding road,” said [...]

Reacting to the current slate of Republican candidates, Franklin Delano Roosevelt has risen from the grave. Now that death has freed him of polio, he has announced that, once he gets his voice working again, he will run for President in 2012 – as a Republican. “Enough of this ‘debt ceiling’ bullshit,” said the former [...]

“Little Evolta will face challenges beyond any it has seen,” said Ramada. “We can only hope it has the resources to overcome them.” “Evolta’s height is just one-tenth that of a grown man,” said Tomotaka Takahashi, who created the robot. “So we figured it would take ten times longer than a man to do the [...]

After twenty hours of fighting off a sniping attack on the US Embassy in Kabul, and killing all ten of the attackers, NATO forces opened fire again. This time, it was on Twitter. “Re: Taliban pussy on #Kabul attack: alll u ppl are fucken retarded” said the Twitter feed @ISAFmedia, usually a subdued stream of [...]

The U.S. today approved a UN Security Council resolution granting the Taliban taxicab franchises in ten cities in Western Europe and the United States. “It will keep them busy,” said a Western diplomatic source who refused to be identified for fear of reprisals from taxi drivers who know where they’re going. “It’ll give them presence [...]