In conjunction with the New York State law sanctioning same-sex marriage, Stellar Manufacturing, of Cheektowaga, NY, a prosthetic manufacturer, has announced a new line of artificial genitalia. “We offer a complete array of OEM body parts,” said Stellar’s President, Myron “Scuffy” McDermott. “From implanted penises and vaginas, fully functional and neurologically integrated for complete sensual [...]

According to reports, Osama bin Laden’s courier’s cellphone’s Fave Five included Allah, God and Harold Camping. His favorite pizza place was apparently ibn Ben’s Famous; his favorite tweets were Glenn Beck, Andy Borowitz, and Hussein ibn Jakmah, described as “a Turkish stand-up comic with a terrorist’s point of view.” There were several snapshots in the [...]