Howard Stern Blown … Up

On his first radio show after his prime-time network TV debut, Howarn Stern this morning was blown up by the Hot Dog Hooker.

Stern, nationally famous shock jock, was interviewing Catherine Scalia, who recently achioeved local notoriety in the New York area for offering sexual favors from her hot dog truck along a Nassau County highway.

Scalia, a married mother of four, was arrested last week by an undercover policeman after she brought him to her Far Rockaway home and accepted $50 for sex play,.

The show began with Stern and Scalia chatting amiably for a few minutes about her background. Scalia had been a go-go dancer in her twenties, she said. “Back in the day, I was a hot chick.”

“Well, I dunno,” the tapes reveal Stern said. “You’ve … do you realize you’ve, um, aged a bit?”

“Yeah, like fine wine, baby. Like cognac,”

“More like cheese,” said Stern. “Cottage cheese.”

Scalia said. “Mind if I show you?”

Stern began to say, “I mind,”, but Scalia was already in motion. “What if I start you off with a lap dance?”

“I don’t think so,” Stern said. Then, “Ooofff!” as Scalia dropped back onto his lap.

It was then that things took their fateful turm. On the tape, Stern can be heard repeating, “Get up, get off!” and, “Man overboard!” and, “Get thee behind me!”

Finally, we can hear Stern hollering, “Get the hell off me, I’m going to spank you.”

Scalia laughs. Then there is a sharp intake of breath, presumably Scalia, and what spunds like the beginning of the word “no” as a very loud sound is cut off. The recording ends.

Less than an hour ago, sources confirmed that Catherine Scalia had obtained through her own channels a sample of Al Qaida brand prototype exploding underwear.

“I don’t know how she got her hands on it,” said a source close to the story who refused to be identified. “But if anybody deserved to get some, it was those two assholes.”

 

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